The 20 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Women

1. A beer won't get jealous when you grab another beer.
2. When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
3. A beer won't get upset when you come home with another beer on your breath.
4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
6. Hangovers go away. Headaches from women don't.
7. When you're finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents (or more)
8. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9. A beer always goes down easy.
10. You can share a beer with your friends.
11. Beer is always wet.
12. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
13. A frigid beer is a good beer.
14. You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
15. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
16. A good beer is never flat.
17. It's not illegal to buy beer.
18. You can spend money on beer and still get your money's worth.
19. Beer boxes don't smell.
20. A good beer is always the perfect size.